perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?

If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?

perverse miracle by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

Perversify 

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.

Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*

Perversify by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010

Perverse Instantiation 

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.

Define perverse instantiation

Perverse Instantiation by Paragon98X January 1, 2022

perverse 

not what is right or good, perverted

"Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

That's perverse.

perverse by will May 3, 2005

perversularity 

The combined perversion of two filthy minded persons in close proximity causing a perverted singularity.

I'm worried that the combined perversion of you two, plus such close proximity, could end up causing a perversularity.

perversularity by okdirdel April 3, 2011

Perverse psychology 

A ultra rare form of the psychological fields many different forms.; the practitioner focuses all their energy toward another in which they wish to perform upon & have performed upon themselves by said individual perverted acts, and bombards them with seeds of their desires until the target can no longer do anything but begin to grow the same desires in turn fulfilling the intent of said practice.

Dr. Giggles: Yes my love I did successfully perform perverse psychology upon your Sister, it was strictly business however so why are you so upset?

Perverse psychology by Vendetta Fist June 5, 2020

Perversity 

1. The quality or state of being perverse.
2. An instance of being perverse.

Infused with perversity.

Perversity by blammord April 18, 2006