immature persistence 

The act of an individual whom talks about random, immature things such as farts, and puts them into rhythm. The person doesn't not stop singing about immature items until there is some consequence in his actions of his singing such as being muted by everyone in his Xbox party.

"Why wont Stephen stop singing about his farts smelling like dictionaries?"
"Its because he has immature persistence!"
"Alright I am muting him"

immature persistence by AwesomeSawceMgeeFTW August 25, 2012

persistently trelevant

A trend which remains relevant for far too long, to the point of annoying those actual cool people who years ago, were aware of, and/or adopted the trend and now have abandoned it and consider it a lame ass relic. Examples include: nerdy glasses, Lady Gaga, hipster culture.

Yesterday at Bumbershoot I noticed a lot of beardos, I guess beard wearing wierdos continue to be persistently trelevant.

persistently trelevant by highlytrelevantchic2010 September 15, 2010

Perfistent 

Perfistent adjective /pəˈfɪs.tənt/

Someone who refuses to stop during the sexual act of fisting.

Mary: How was your fisting session with that bull-dyke you pulled last night?

Nicole: Painful! I’d cum 5 times and begged for her to untie me but she just wouldn’t stop.

Mary: Perfistent slag.

Nicole: Yeah... I’m seeing her again tonight.

Perfistent by Bam_Bam April 29, 2010

Persistence Pants 

n. The pants/trousers/slacks in your wardrobe that you aim to diet into.

"They are nice pants, do you still wear them?" "no, i can't even fit one leg into them, they are my persistence pants"

Persistence Pants by Wixon November 1, 2007

Persistent Forsyth Syndrome 

A rare medical condition, first posited by Nelson on the BBC TV puppet comedy Mongrels, which causes patients given twenty four hour care to live for years and years and years, despite having multiple diseases, ailments and genetic disorders that would otherwise fatal.

"Still, not being horrible or nothing but he probably won't last that long."

"That's the truly wonderful thing actually. He's got a condition called "Persistent Forsyth Syndrome". Given twenty-four hour care, he'll live for years and years and years. And years. And years. And years. Which is obviously *yawn* really great news."

Persistent Forsyth Syndrome by alexturgid May 20, 2012

persistent visitation 

Because "stalking" is such a harsh word...

1:I may have to get a restraining order..
2:Why?
1: Because he won't quit witb his persistent visitation while i am at work.

persistent visitation by RaininOnUrParade December 29, 2017

Persistence Fuck 

The Persistence Fuck is a hunting technique in which men use a combination of running, walking, flirting, sexting, hand wandering, and tracking to pursue 'unavailable' women to the point of exhaustion and submission. The Persistence Fuck is thought to have been one of the earliest forms of sexual advances, having evolved 2 million years ago.

Despite having a boyfriend, Susie eventually fell victim to a persistence fuck by Matt, whom constantly texted her about her puss.

Persistence Fuck by Gdrw September 21, 2014