pepto-bismol 

NASUEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION UPSET STOMACH DIARRHEA YAY Pepto-bismol

Medicine that cures those ^

I need some pepto-bismol.

pepto-bismol by Shervin Mobasseri June 2, 2004

pepto launcher 

A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol

Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??

Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??

pepto launcher by Strawhatrain August 30, 2019

Pepto Mag 

A person who is addicted to WOW, but sucks at it a lot, and is lying to himself that he's not gay.

Damn Bill, you're a fucking pepto mag

Pepto Mag by Diabetohater1207 January 18, 2023

Pepto Yell 

Projectile vomiting pepto bismol, making it seem like one is yelling with pepto bismol coming out of their mouth. Symptoms include pink vomit that travels long distances, and a throat that does not burn afterwards due to the pepto. This expression is cousin to technicolor yawn.

Mom: He was so sick last night he puked up the pepto bismol I gave him and it was EVERYWHERE.
Mom 2: The pepto yell, eh? My daughter had that a week ago.

Pepto Yell by GeneralFork1Over February 8, 2009

pepto-hismol 

Slang term for semen.

Homo #1: What's wrong?
Homo #2: Well, we had a huge party at Ramon's last night. I feel like I drank a whole gallon of pepto-hismol!

pepto-hismol by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007

Pepto Fuck 

The mood is just right. You splash a few tablespoons of Pepto Bismol on ya dick. You rub it in and say, "yea. oooo gurl you like dat?" The tingling feeling will send you and your partner euphoric feelings in your genitals.

You like when I touch myself?" "I love it. Now splash some of that pink stuff on and come Pepto Fuck me!

Pepto Fuck by cornclits December 15, 2010

Pepto Bismol 

A (normally fat) girl who wears too much pink, making her look like a bottle of pepto bismol.

"Eew! Is that girl wearing a pink track suit? She looks like pepto bismol!"

Pepto Bismol by 11:43 May 14, 2005