Parker 

The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.

Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?

Parker by Noivern67 June 5, 2018

parker 

he is a beaver looking bubbly buck teeth cracker

damn parker really looks like a hamster

parker by zephlover123 November 21, 2019

Parker 

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.

Girl 1: I'm so glad I'm going out with Parker
Girl 2: I know, he's so cute. :D

Parker by RandomHobo April 4, 2011

parker 

a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge

i saw parker last night with 20 chicks

parker by jmoser December 22, 2008

Parker 

Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.

Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful.
Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker
Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?

Parker by Shanelle3452 March 17, 2013

Parker 

A very…original person. He's cute and funny but you'll never know if he likes you or not. He's a great guy but he stands out because he's different. He has long hair which is basically why people like him. He'll confuse the shit out of you. He curses a lot and sure isn't innocent. But it's okay, because he cares about people's feelings. You can trust him. Once you fall for hi, there's no escaping.

There is no example of Parker. There is only Parker. There is no explanation.

Parker by Just_gonna August 13, 2015

Parker 

Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.

He put me in a wheelchair last night
Oh he must be a parker

Parker by Thotslayer February 10, 2018