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a rape in the park 

That music class was supposed to be really easy. It turned out to be a rape in the park. Don't take it.
a rape in the park by lord_of_win September 26, 2010

out of the park 

= to do a stellar job (term is from baseball), do something in the best possible way
Ex: John really knocked that novel out of the park. All the critics appreciated it unanimously.
out of the park by Girasole October 2, 2013

Tinnies in the park 

Tinnies in the park by tinmaster January 30, 2023

park the porpoise

The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.
Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
park the porpoise by Manish May 14, 2006

park the beef bus in tuna town 

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

park the tiger 

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.
Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"
park the tiger by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006