picture-owning 

A stupid trend on Myspace that is when someone puts a picture on, their friends comment it and say "I own!". Gay. Anyways, them myspace addits can also put in the captions "Ashley owns" or somthin.

-(picture comment)"I love this pic! Can I own it?"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns"
-"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one"

picture-owning by Pharee July 5, 2007

Night owling

Turning a late night to an early morning in the company of friends where time becomes relative.

Boy: lets go night owling!
Girl: Yeah lets! The beach?

Boy: A bon fire?
Girl: Ill get the wood!

Night owling by Midnight Madness June 11, 2009

Yoko Onoing 

the action of one's significant other who tears apart the group of friends.

"Dude. Adam never hangs out with his old friends anymore."

"Yeah. Once Susie came in she just started Yoko Onoing the shit outta them."

Yoko Onoing by Phil Jacklin October 23, 2007

owling 

the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.

person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o

owling by Stormteddy July 15, 2011

Owling 

A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.

Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!

Owling by TotesDeffs September 9, 2011

owning shit 

1. To go into an environment and be the highest-value person in the room. This term does not just apply to small social settings but is limitless in scale and magnitude.

2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.

Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.

Michael Jordan owned shit on the basketball court.

Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.

Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.

owning shit by sammee m January 19, 2010

extreme owning 

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!

extreme owning by Melvin O'dokerty November 8, 2013