The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.
Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.
Otherwise known as narcotic; potent class of medicine which is used to address moderate to severe pain. Not intended or recommended for abuse or for any purpose other than pain relief under the supervision of a physician.
Drug that is used to relieve pain, cough and diarrhea. Opiates have become stigmatized for their ability to cause addiction and death from overdose. They are the most effective pain relievers and are now under-prescribed due to the "opioid epidemic" witch hunt. They may also relieve treatment resistant depression.