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Paint me like one of your Greek Statues 

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue
"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.
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paint me like one of your french girls 

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them
Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

act like one's shit dosen't stink 

to act as if one is better than everybody else
Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

eat me out like one of your french girls 

A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.
Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!

Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs

phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

You kill sound like one white girl ahlie 

The words of a tramp called Nikki
“You kill sound like one white girl ahlie” - use when ugly and insecure

feeling like one 

me: hey rachel, you look like one today!!
rachel: thanks so much i’m feeling like one
feeling like one by ….ifeellikeone November 14, 2022