Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.

John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"

Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.

It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.

Nintendo Logic by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Nintendo Ninjas 

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.

The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.

Nintendo Ninjas by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Nintendo Haters 

A division of the Sony Defense Force and Bill Gates xbox Fan club, run by Fankids who spam forums with unreadable garbage written by kiddies with dyslexia.

Dan: That's two days running by forum has been spammed by Sony Defense Force nerds.

Ted: Well did you read that unreadable Nintendo Haters crap on the forum?

Nintendo Haters by The Ferox of the North April 20, 2011

Nintendo Power 

A video game magazine published by Nintendo. It holds game updates, guides, and reviews for all systems created by Nintendo.

"Check out the review for the new Zelda game in Nintendo Power."

Nintendo Power by TimeStand July 26, 2004

nintendo 64 

The greatest memories of my childhood

nintendo 64 was the shit.

nintendo 64 by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007