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If you have a Nils in your life, you’re one of the luckiest persons in the world. He is gorgeous, smart, intelligent, loyal and one of the best friends you’ll ever have. There is a big soft and sensible heart beneath his hard, hairy chest (which is the best place to lay down your head for a nap, by the way). It’s difficult to gain his trust and love because he has made some hard experiences in the past. But once you have, he won’t let you down. A Nils will put you in the first place instead of himself. At times he can be stubborn and proud, which makes it hard to argue with him (besides that he is very good at argumentation and besides the fact that he is right most of the time). But letting him calm down he is perceptive, able to see when he was wrong and to say sorry, meaning it from the bottom of his heart. When you have a Nils, you have a caring, cheering, tender, lovingly, empathic person and a good listener in your life. He will make you feel safe, loved and that he cares for you. The cuddles of a Nils are the best ones, they’ll make you feel like you found your happy place just right there in his arms. The smile of a Nils brings joy in your heart, his kisses make you feel like there are thousands of stars exploding in your belly, and we don’t need to talk of the FANTASTIC sex, it’ll leave you breathless... So if you ever find a Nils – keep him!
Nils
A sexy motherfucker with beautiful locks, massive muscles and the perfect clothing style.
Known to be friend with Satan, christians don't like him very much, but other than that, he is the coolest person in the known universe.
Known to be friend with Satan, christians don't like him very much, but other than that, he is the coolest person in the known universe.
Nils by NilsButHeVibin October 15, 2019
Nils
He is god in Earth , He is better than anyone in everything. His Penis is a Burden for it is several Meters Long.
some say He is behind the legend27
some say He is behind the legend27
Nils by Walandi_tsanti January 2, 2017
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Nils is a guy who know he’s cool. Every girl want to be with him. But he don’t want a relationship so be carefull. Don’t be hurt by him. He can be cute and nice but he also can be a dick with girls sometimes. An advice: don’t fall in love with him.
Nils did not came at the date tonight. He told me that he don’t want to be with me.
Nils is such a dick girl, just forget him.
Nils is such a dick girl, just forget him.
Nils by t’es vraiment con nils December 23, 2021
nils
a sexy young man who sings to the greatest showman when sad. He is often seen as incredibly intelligent and sexy but his smells are unbearable.
Nils why didn't you take a shower!
nils by honeystains January 7, 2020
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The act of being high for longer than fourteen and a half hours and eating piles of spaghetti while repeating the Holy Mary with no pants on and getting sucked from a girl named "Head."
nils by Ryan Smalls March 27, 2008