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(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.
Nancy Pelosi Newsomed at a fucking hair salon with no mask.

dreaded newsome 

cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads
verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.
Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!
newsome by inscrutabullwit March 11, 2004
A act of Disappearing of ones father in a in orderly fashion.
Mom yes little Anthony where did dad go he “Newsome” away
Newsome by Colton Bones October 29, 2019
The last name of a man who has a good heart but let’s his woman control his life. He will be your best friend and is very loyal but, he will put his significant other first. Extremely jealous and, will choose to settle rather than follow his heart. Deserving of true love he will chose a life of familiarity and comfortability rather than love and, happiness. He can be a asshole at times but, that’s just the way Newsome’s are.
Dude, your a total Newsome right now!
Newsome by Thatrillest February 4, 2018

Newsmedian 

A comedian that usually makes fun of the news.
John Stewart was such a newsmedian
Newsmedian by Bl4ckBolt September 15, 2016