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Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.
Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.
Navajo Spackle Job by Burque' January 11, 2009
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Navajo Ass 

A Native American, usually a Navajo, that has a "typical" flat ass, often called a shovel butt. The buttock is so flat, that it is usually mistaken as part of the back. It is as of there is no ass present, just goes from back to legs.
Those girls on the Women of Navajo calendar are so fine, but they all have that Navajo Ass.
Navajo Ass by Wild Dawg October 7, 2009

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.
Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.
Navajo Spackle Job by Burque' January 11, 2009

NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK 

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK by Stefonamus December 1, 2009

Navajo Taco 

A traditional dish made up of fry bread, ground beef, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, and shredded cheese. There is no such thing as a Hualapai taco. Same with Hopi and Mohave. There is only 1 Taco and it is the Navajo Taco!
My mom makes the best Navajo Tacos on the rez!
Navajo Taco by K&D14 December 25, 2016

Navajo Shampoo 

Referring to the act of defecating in a females hair and rubbing it into the follicles.
Her hair stunk for a week after I navajo shampooed her last friday
Navajo Shampoo by NavajoChampion September 15, 2011

Navajo Palm 

An old sex technique that is essentially the act of fisting a female, whilst coitus is occurring, and then proceeding to use said fist to firmly grab your own penis (internally within the female) and jack yourself off. Most successfully performed with three participants, although skilled individuals can execute the move themselves.
Hell yeah I took that girl home from the Nickleback concert. She was pretty loose though and not much was happening, and I had hurry up to make it to Video Bible Camp on time, so I didn't have much of a choice but to bust out the Navajo Palm and finish myself off.
Navajo Palm by 509Welch March 29, 2011