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Salem, NH 

Working class town (excluding North Salem, which is ultra-rich) in southern New Hampshire which borders Windham, Pelham, Atkinson, and Methuen, Massachusetts. The town's main attractions are Canobie Lake Park and the Rockingham Mall, both of which are visited far more often by people from Lawrence MA. As well as a mall, there's three main plazas: one with Shaw's, Bob's Discount Furniture, and TJ Maxx; one with Market Basket, Kmart, and Staples; and one with Target, BJ's Wholesale, Marshall's, Home Depot, as well as the last remaining Demoulas supermarket (which basically is Market Basket except it sells imitation brand foods at prices so cheap that anyone from Lawrence can buy them). The town also has a liquor store on the border. Drugs from Lawrence-Methuen-Lowell are rampant and the high school is known to have one of the highest frequencies of drug and alcohol usage amongst high schools in the state.
Salem, NH: if Nashua is New Hampshire's shithole, Salem is the feces.
Salem, NH by 603explorer July 11, 2009

spofford, nh 

A "quaint" village of:
1. senior citizens
2. trees
3. chipmunks
4. a post office
5. a lake
Spofford, NH is a lousy place to live, unless you enjoy backgammon and chipmunks.
spofford, nh by caittt February 18, 2009

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Springfield, NH 

Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.
Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.
Springfield, NH by J_Doe052395 March 29, 2011

springfield, nh 

springfield, nh is a sweet and peicefull place every one knows every one and there are still trees here not just building and we have clean air and the nature is just amazing there is really in my opinion no place just like it. oh ya dont lisen to that other person there my friend and they just hate springfield
elyssa: hey did you hear about that place " springfield, nh"?

jessalyn: ya it is the most butiful place iv ever seen

elyssa: really because i want to live there

suncook, NH 

where all the black people are from, cuz we all know that they were cooked by the sun
damn that nigger must be from suncook
suncook, NH by jesus March 22, 2004