Oh My Leg 

When somebody says something so outrageous, that the only appropriate response is "Oh My Leg."

"My pp is bigger than yours." said by Girl (Usually named Gina, Tina, Selena, or Eliana.)
"Bruh, Oh My Leg." said by Man

Oh My Leg by Ren44 January 2, 2020

guy who always screams my leg 

The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.

Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...

guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!

guy who always screams my leg by Kayrowe November 14, 2009

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Stomp on my leg 

Like “twist my arm”, to convince someone to do something , usually used in a sarcastic way

“Dude, just ask her out”
“Fine, stomp on my leg”

Stomp on my leg by banana69420 August 27, 2021

Ow, my leg! 

What the guy in the background of every disaster on the show Spongebob says.

*BIG CAR CRASH*
Ow, my leg guy: Ow, my leg!

Ow, my leg! by gln&dstn November 29, 2009

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

touch my leg by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

why is my leg so itchy by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010