palm muting

palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking shit is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!

bill came over talked a little bit of shit and i had to do some palm muting on his ass.

palm muting by GROVESTOWN June 21, 2006

moob muting 

To accidentally hit any button on a piece of electronic recording equipment with one's moobs, particularly during podcast recording.

"You've muted yourself." - TinyDancer
"...oh! All this moob muting!" - Fruit Brute
- GayGamer.net

moob muting by SilverSpirit October 18, 2008

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

Muxingzi 

Female; an adorable, yet mad Chinese girl who looks like a potato and behaves like a wild puppy.

She was very Muxingzi today.
Look at her, what a Muxingzi she is!!!

Muxingzi by ufo007 September 14, 2016

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

mutting it 

You’re doing to much

Yo this teacher mutting it

mutting it by Atyourdadhouse September 21, 2017