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mustard slot by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
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mustard shart
The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"
mustard shart by chipoperson February 12, 2010
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mustard slick
When a individual smokes to much crack and has mustard like yellow shit seeping out of there asshole.
mustard slick by Jlo 2334 July 1, 2015
Mustard Squeeze
I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Mustard Squeeze by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
mustard salad
the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.
Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.
mustard salad by SlaterDurkee August 6, 2009
Mustard Snack
Mustard Snack by Get.it.girl December 15, 2010
Mustard Sock
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018