Musician 

People who play an instrument with enough skill to make a living playing an instrument (or singing).

Jim-I play a guitar, why am I not a millionaire?
Kevin-You don't play a guitar well enough to make a living playing guitar.
Jim- That may be true, but why does that mean I have to respect somebody who plays a guitar well, or has played a guitar for years?
Kevin-Well because the musician who has done that makes a lot of money, it's their world since they own it. That's how it works Jim.

Musician by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Musician 

1. Someone without a job.
2. Someone without money.
3. A dude who somehow manages to get all the chicks.

I got fired last week, so I think I'm gonna be a musician.

Musician by buttplug December 5, 2003

Musician 

Anyone who can manage to put their song on the internet

"Everybody is a musician"

Musician by Dee_I_R June 25, 2021

Musician 

1. A crazy person
2. A person with serious commitment issues(ie. Too much commitment)
3.diary burner, social chameleon, flamboyant chaos magnet, also nervous introvert

Only a friend of a musician or a musician would understand these definitions. Lol

Musician by Gay&loveWomen May 27, 2022

Musician Standard Time (MST) 

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

Musician Standard Time (MST) by Musician WAG November 23, 2009

Musician Delusion 

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

Musician Delusion by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

Musician’s Syndrome 

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.

Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.

Musician’s Syndrome by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011