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Multi-Level Marketing 

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.
There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.
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multi layer cake 

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.
Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.
multi layer cake by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

Multi-thinking 

When one thinks about many subjects at once, and is still able to function while making sense. Different to multitasking; because multitasking is doing many things at once but multi-thinking; is thinking about many subjects at once and not necessarily doing something about it.
Writing a saucy danielle steel'esque novel, creating a dali'esque artwork, and coding a zuckerberg'esque program is ravenously depleting my multi-thinking capabilities
Multi-thinking by Big_Mak December 31, 2010

Multi-talented

1. Someone who is good at everything
2. Who has multiple talents
3. Winner! Determinater! Has a voice!
Wow that kid has so many talents I think he/she is multi-talented, don't you think

Multigasm 

Multigasm

A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"

1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again

Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached

Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!

Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm

Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.

Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
Multigasm by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

multiboobage 

A style of anthropomorphic (furry) artwork and character design that takes advantage of the fact that most female mammals have more than one pair of teats.

In this style multiple sets of teats are enlarged into full breasts when blending the characteristics of animals and humans.
Did you check out that drawing of a 6-breasted fox girl? No, I'm not into multiboobage.
multiboobage by Cortez Opossum February 13, 2004

Multi-catting 

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.
I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.
Multi-catting by Jordieno February 6, 2020