mossberg 

to not show up to an event after RVSPing then calling and giving a long winded fair fetched excuse.

Damn it! Jeff just mossberg'd me for my birthday party.

mossberg by SaltyChip January 25, 2005

mossberg 

When you smoke a regular ciggarette(preferably a KOOL) and a DJARUM Clove at the same time... live off that children

Djarum cloves are good, but i dont know any other brands..

I lit up a mossberg and felt dece

mossberg by D SON December 27, 2007

The Mossberg 590 

The Mossberg 590 pump action shotgun with the barrel over the tubular magazine. Pump-action shotguns, also called "slide-action repeating shotguns" or "slide-action shotguns" are a class of shotguns that are distinguished in the way in which spent shells are extracted and fresh ones are chambered.

Right u cunt im gonna blow my head of with the Mossberg 590 pump action shotgun with the barrel over the tubular magazine. Pump-action shotguns, also called "slide-action repeating shotguns" or "slide-action shotguns" are a class of shotguns that are distinguished in the way in which spent shells are extracted and fresh ones are chambered.

The Mossberg 590 by I hate jarrad April 15, 2022

Massbergers 

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

Massbergers by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017

Brent Mussberger 

A jack-ass commentator for ABC who has a fast growing drinking game named after him as of 2007. Known for his use "Parder" and horrible banter with Jack Arute, this man has clearly been exposed as the lesser half of the team since his "Pardner" Keith Jackson retired in 2006

If I ever saw Brent Mussberger at a game he was calling, I would punch him in the face while he over-touted the Big 10.

Brent Mussberger by Scott Ladd December 3, 2007

Mossburgshotty11 

A Leader in the Broccoli Faction.

Mossburgshotty11 is the best leader in Broccoli

Mossburgshotty11 by 123sozloser December 16, 2019

moosberg 

He's one of the sexiest living person in the universe. He can get every girl or boy he want.

That guy is a real moosberg

moosberg by sekimano March 6, 2017