COOKIE monster 

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

COOKIE monster by biteme April 15, 2004

cookie monster vocals 

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.

"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."

cookie monster vocals by rpg June 12, 2006

cookie monster 

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...

cookie monster by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017

Cookie Monster Growl 

Vocals used by death metal/ hardcore metal vocalists. It started being called this because the voice sounded like the cookie monster. In album reviews people will often cite the cookie monster growl. Also see Bree for another example of a death metal vocal term.

The vocalist of (band) switches between high pitch metal screams and a low cookie monster growl.

Cookie Monster Growl by RoundDisc January 20, 2009

Cookie Monster Syndrome 

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.

"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome

Cookie Monster Syndrome by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

Cooter Cookie Monster 

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

Cooter Cookie Monster by cookielovers June 4, 2009

cookie monster 

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)

My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.

cookie monster by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010