Modern Warfare Remastered 

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.

Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.

Modern Warfare Remastered by Assassin aprentice November 3, 2016

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome 

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010

Modern Warfare Flu 

A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game

Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu

Modern Warfare Flu by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009

Modern Warfare 2 

America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.

Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....

Modern Warfare 2 by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009

Modern Warfare 2.5 

A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.

Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).

People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5

"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"

"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"

"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"

Modern Warfare 2.5 by Basilman212 November 10, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

Modern Warfare 2 by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011

Modern Warfare 3 

Imagine Modern Warfare 2 but with a 3 crayoned over the 2.

Modern Warfare 3 is going to be Modern Warfare 2 but with higher detailed dust and a complete set of new floating newspapers, boy I can't wait!

Modern Warfare 3 by ThisMarbleMan June 29, 2011