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Horde of Midgets 

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.
A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.
Horde of Midgets by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

two midgets in a headlock 

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.
Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."
Official Midgets by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
Midgetized by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009
Midgism is a slang word used for discrimination against short people, often called “midgets”.
boy: Haha, check out that midge! She's so small, what a loser!

girl: That is midgism... you're so mean!
midgism by AutomaticEyes June 10, 2009

Killing Midgets 

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.
"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"