Methodist girls school 

MGS be like: “we give you WAs once a week so you have lEsS sTreSS”
Also MGS: “Oh yes and you have three weighted presentations and six projects due this week”

And wearing anything other than school socks gives you one demerit point even if the socks are white and practically exactly the same as the school socks.

Also they obvi don’t like lgbtq so-

“Oh Methodist girls school, that’s the school that forces their students to wear a blouse over their pinafore which takes a billion years to iron all for the sake of ‘tradition’”

Methodist girls school by I’m honest tho September 25, 2021

methodist wine 

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.

pass me some methodist wine

methodist wine by hurcha94 November 21, 2011

Methodist College 

Methodist College is a private institution that is located in Fayetteville, NC. The student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. While students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced "no-alcohol policy", off-campus students at Heather Ridge Apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with Beast Ice cans and King Cobra 40's. The HR residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 AM trips to Wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. Even though Methodist College accumulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in North Carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. Surely it isn't all spent on the burnt out "community college level" faculty. The money is obviously spent elsewhere because The Methodist College "Security" Force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. Perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the Methodist College Alma Mater. "Methodist College, where the men are men, and the women are too."

drunken PGMers
undesirable women
... and Grant Guinivan

Methodist College by Bart April 14, 2005

Methodist ladies College 

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools

go to methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College by Random388 January 3, 2021

methodist axe 

A specific type of axe, These have two cutting faces, hence the axe being called two faced. Used by lumberjacks in competions.

joe pass me that methodist axe, this spruce block is nottier than my girlfriend.

methodist axe by Drillboss June 19, 2019

Methodist Girls' School 

All-girls school in Singapore. Methodist, as the name suggests. School, but also known as a second home.
As the school cheer goes, title of "best school in SG" probably goes to this one. Will drive you insane from studying but will also be the place where all your best memories are made.

Methodist Girls' School? You mean the school where half the school population is painfully straight and the other half is painfully gay?

Methodist Girls' School by sleepy, confused and bi August 1, 2023

Methodist College 

a college for members of the methodist relegion

the methodist college is recommended for methodists

Methodist College by conejo October 29, 2005