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A strange way of saying mate. Typically used by British northerners who spend a long time down south, and eventually their accent gets a bit dodgy. The same principle works with a variety of words.
Y'alrert mert? - You alright mate?
That bloke's serf - That bloke's safe.
mert by Bender Bending Rodriquez September 22, 2005
Related Words
mert mertcan Merton Merthur mertha Mertle Mertali Mertan merth merthan
A guy who goes great with girls named Aria, Eva and Amanda
Amanda and Mert would make such a cute couple!”
Mert by Female genius September 22, 2019
A short, muscular and courageous Turkish guy. They're mostly introverted, usually tend to do offensive jokes and may be into beastiality depending on their past experiences as shepherds. Merts' usually hang out in their homes' drinking protein juice and playing video-games or just live in sheds close to their herds. A Mert most likely has friends that are muscular like him, and will try to show his superiority to skinny infidels.
Dude 1: Damn, look at them muscles man! He must be a Mert!
Dude 2: He must have lived in the mountains for those massive boomers!
Goat 1: When will you come back home, my dear?
Mert by mehmetipek June 4, 2018
Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon
wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert
Mert by ching ding December 11, 2019
Typical turkish kebab shop owner

Pulls bitches but doesnt push P so 0/10
Mert by Hehdhxuuvavrbfbc January 20, 2022
mertcan is always superior to mert.
"mertcan" and "mert" are not the same person!
Mert by Madeleines. February 26, 2022