Mert 

He is a relly cool boi,he will love you at heart.Plays really good baseball and he usually ends up with Ayse.

If he makes some random jokes it must be mert!

If he is dating with Ayse or Lal he is lucky boi-believe me!!!!!

Wow.. I want a boyfriend like mert

Mert by Wowthisisamazing June 26, 2019

mert 

A strange way of saying mate. Typically used by British northerners who spend a long time down south, and eventually their accent gets a bit dodgy. The same principle works with a variety of words.

Y'alrert mert? - You alright mate?
That bloke's serf - That bloke's safe.

mert by Bender Bending Rodriquez September 22, 2005

Mert 

A guy who goes great with girls named Aria, Eva and Amanda

“Amanda and Mert would make such a cute couple!”

Mert by Female genius September 22, 2019

Mert 

A short, muscular and courageous Turkish guy. They're mostly introverted, usually tend to do offensive jokes and may be into beastiality depending on their past experiences as shepherds. Merts' usually hang out in their homes' drinking protein juice and playing video-games or just live in sheds close to their herds. A Mert most likely has friends that are muscular like him, and will try to show his superiority to skinny infidels.

Dude 1: Damn, look at them muscles man! He must be a Mert!
Dude 2: He must have lived in the mountains for those massive boomers!
Goat 1: When will you come back home, my dear?

Mert by mehmetipek June 4, 2018

Mert 

Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon

wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert

Mert by ching ding December 11, 2019

Mert 

Typical turkish kebab shop owner

Pulls bitches but doesnt push P so 0/10

Allah follower mert

Mert by Hehdhxuuvavrbfbc January 20, 2022

Mert 

mertcan is always superior to mert.

"mertcan" and "mert" are not the same person!

Mert by Madeleines. February 26, 2022