Merriam Webster 

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

Merriam Webster by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

Veronica Merrell

Veronica Merrell twin sister of Vanessa Merrell is a beautiful young women who enjoys life as it is and has an amazing journey with Vanessa making YouTube videos and having a great time with her. If you ever meet Veronica or become/are her friend DO NOT lose her. She is someone who should be cherished and respected.

Veronica Merrell is beautiful.

Veronica Merrell by merrelltwinner06 February 15, 2019

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023

Meriella 

An amazingly sweet and sensitive girl. One with true beauty both inside and out. A giggly personality. Female perfection.

Wow! did you see how gorgeous that girl was? And totally sweet too. A complete package, a total Meriella.

Meriella by cinderella1234 February 16, 2010

Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.

You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!

Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016

Married to the sea 

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.

"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

Married to the sea by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018

vanessa merrell 

A beautiful girl who is a twin to (Veronica) Merrell. They post every (Tuesday) on their YouTube channel with over 2 million subscribers!!! Vanessa has 1 million followers on instagram. And often get shipped with grayson (Dolan)

“Hey did you see Vanessa Merrells new insta post?”

“Ya, she’s really pretty. I wish I was her!”

vanessa merrell by Dolan twins fangirl January 21, 2018