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oscar meyer slap

When a fat girl won't stop talking about how fat she is so you slap her with any variety of oscar meyer sandwich meat. Preferable extra-long hotdogs, and then proceed to say "even fat girls can suck weiners!"
When Martha was complaining about being fat, Richard did the oscar meyer slap to get that hoe to shutup.

hundred meter splash 

Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.
That was one hell of a hundred meter splash in the bathroom.

Meir Schwartz

An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?
Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz
Meir Schwartz by FckWtbry December 9, 2019

Meyer syndrome 

The ability to practice as much as possible and still stay the same; no matter how much effort you put in you can't get better
I'm trying to get better but I suffer from Meyer syndrome
Meyer syndrome by Crackly March 22, 2021

meer shnock 

Similarly to “oof” or “womp womp” this word can be used in many different ways. You can use it at any time to just say when you feel. It’s a good word to make everyone laugh in a weird situation such as awkward silence.
Person 1 (female): guys I got a girlfriend

Person 2 (female): wait ur gay
Person 1: since last summer how did you forget I had a whole party

Person 3: meer shnock