Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Captain Morganing 

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008

the meaning of life

Well, fuck if I know.

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.

the meaning of life by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004

purpose of meaning 

Phrase used in Dexters Laboratory.
Purpose of meaning is not known to any human except Dee Dee. She explained it to Einstein and that has driven Dexter mad.

Dexter: what is the purpose of meaning?
Dee Dee (while writing complex equations) : easy, easy, easy, easy!!!

purpose of meaning by oyak May 10, 2009

subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2013

The meaning of life

Don't die.

Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.

The meaning of life by Ereck Flowers April 14, 2015

Asparagus meaning 

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

Asparagus meaning by cool A October 1, 2019