golden manbaby 

A golden manbaby is precious currency on the internet. It is only awarded for acts of stupendous heroism that put superman to shame, or for creating awesome websites or forum threads. One golden manbaby is a large sum of money on the internet, however, there is a prize much greater than that. It is much sought after, and very rarely given. That's right, FIVE golden manbabies. Only the rulers of the internet can afford to give such an award, and those who recieve it are truly blessed.

Xmaskinman: <creates awesome thread>
RULER OF THE INTERNET #1: Excellent thread. Five golden manbabies for you!
Xmaskinman: I'M RICH!!! <creates another awesome thread about recieving golden manbabies>

golden manbaby by Man who knows everything about the internets September 2, 2005

Original Manbaby 

Manbaby can't take criticism for person work.
Manbaby gets easiest upset when his Criticizes on person work.

Rian Johnson is Original Manbaby.

Rian Johnson is Original Manbaby due he cannot take criticism from Star Wars Fans on Last Jedi.

Original Manbaby by Anti-ColorwashedandWhitewashed December 3, 2019

Manbabies 

Manbabies - they look like men but act like babies

looking for a mammy not a girlfriend. incapable of taking charge and act immature

Manbabies - Looks like a man - acts like a baby

Manbabies by Keronica November 27, 2012

man-baby 

An immature, vindictive, narcissistic, brat of a man who has never grown up.

Donald Trump is the poster child for the label man-baby.

man-baby by intangibleassets January 12, 2017

Man-baby 

A guy who tries so desperately hard to be a "man," that he ends up internalizing all of his "unmanly" emotions. The end result is a flailing shitshow the second he realizes he's actually a vulnerable human being.

My man-baby of an ex called me for emotional support at 3 am last night after our break up, even though he broke up with me.

Man-baby by Whimsyandwine March 30, 2010

Old Man Baby 

A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.

Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.

Old Man Baby by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011

I am a giant man baby gay boy 

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.

I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

I am a giant man baby gay boy by orofino high school January 26, 2011