Maltby Lorry 

A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.

PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?

Maltby Lorry by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Maltby Dumpster

The bin in which Nogtard's bog was dumped by the Rogue Maltbyite. When the bog was discovered by Monk and Mick the dumpster stank to high heaven because of Nogtard's disgusting shits.

Monk: Are we going to get Nogtard's Bog out of the Maltby Dumpster?

Mick: Yes we have to. The Rogue Maltbyite must be beaten. We'll put it back on the Maltby Lorry with a new sign attached to it.

Maltby Dumpster by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 4, 2009

Maltby Road 

Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.

Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?

Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.

Maltby Road by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Maltby Misfits 

Maltby employees that aren't heroes. They lost the title "hero" by taking Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone out of the Maltby Lorry. They should be fired. You have to be a hero to work for Maltby.

Mick: LOOK!!! THE BOG'S GONE!!!!!

Monk: OH NO!!! It was obviously Maltby Misfits.

Maltby Misfits by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Boy on Maltby skatepark

A small child, around 11 years of age, wearing his trousers low acting gangsta, only to realise he was wearing no underwear.

Man, look at that kid. He's so gangsta he's not wearing underwear!

He's just a boy on maltby skatepark

Boy on Maltby skatepark by Nickinnit April 23, 2009

charlie maltby 

A man who often steals young dogs and enjoys playing chicken with young children

Oh hey look he’s a charlie maltby

charlie maltby by Charlienono October 11, 2020

Malty Melromarc 

If a trash can could consume a human and then furthermore exist this piece of trash, Malty Melromarc, is what that is. This is used as an insane insult. Be careful on how you use it.

*Steve punches Fred in the face
Fred: you Malty Melromarc

Malty Melromarc by Aalraei Hughes January 31, 2019