Malachy

A person who acts like skinhead Rooney, has baggy trousers and wears scoop daddies. 10 inch+ penis in length, six pack, muscular and ladies man

Did you see that guy at the party.
He was sooo 'malachy'

Malachy by Extra Hugh Janus October 22, 2019

Malachy

An annoying little bitch who never seems to be quiet and always is moaning about something

Boy: oh go away stop being such a malachy
Malachy: no I’ll do what I want

Malachy by Malachylikesboys October 23, 2019

Malachy

A male man who is usually bigger for his age and is knows as girls best friend and can be normally gay. He is a mal who is into oral and is attracted to gay men and men over 71.

That man was a Malachy’s type

Malachy by Thayes12345 October 3, 2019

Malachy

A male man who is usually bigger for his age and is knows as girls best friend and can be normally gay. He is a mal who is into oral and is attracted to gay men and men over 71.

That man was a Malachy’s type

Malachy by Thayes12345 October 3, 2019

Malachy

Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.

Maybe one day Malachy will find a real soul mate, but it's doubtful.

Malachy by sexyduckling August 8, 2020

Malachy

a MONKEY

Is that a monkey… oh wait it’s just malachy 😅

Malachy by Penispenis September 4, 2021

Malachy

Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.

Person 1: He's so nice! What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, he must be Malachy.

Malachy by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 24, 2021