mairead 

Colloquial term for a severe case of gonorrhea.

Boy 1: I really shouldn't have got with that prostitute - she gave me the mairead!
Boy 2: Dude!

mairead by 'the kerp trimmer' March 2, 2010

mairead 

TOTAL LOSER!!!! Biggest loser in school, no style at all

That girl looks like Mairead

mairead by joe February 18, 2005

Mairead 

This person refuses to shower or use any type of product to cover up their unbearable stench, this person is highly stupid, childish and insufferable. If i were you, i would stay away from any Mairead you encounter. Their name by choice is Sam, or as i like to call it, Big Samuel.

“it smells like cat piss, there must be a mairead near by”

Mairead by Biggorlslenderdick July 21, 2018

Mairéad 

Mairéad is a very loud, hearty girl with lots of personality and warmth for everyone. She excels academically and has a fond interest in the arts and humanities. Initially, she comes across as quite reserved and lost, but as soon as she opens her gob, you know that first impressions don't last!

'Did you see that Mairéad girl at Gwyenth's party?'
'Yeah she was hilarious. Didn't expect her to be so funny'

Mairéad by bigboobies007 November 17, 2019

Mairead Ross 

Is so cool, totally awesome and way cooler than Jono!!

Jono: 'wow i wish i was as cool as mairead ross!'

Mairead Ross by dictionary of the world January 23, 2013

mairead-sine 

mairead-sine is a lovely, beautiful girl. she is always kind and caring and she’s the best friend you need in life.

Mairead-sine is my best friend

mairead-sine by eb20000 November 23, 2021

Pull a Mairead 

The act (usually performed by a female) of making your snapchat story obnoxiously long with the clear intent of showing that you have a social life and are therefore better than everyone else.

"Pull a Mairead"
Me: Dude, Sam pulled a Mairead again.
You: Ew, she needs to stop trying so hard.

Pull a Mairead by the party pooper February 18, 2015