Maintenance Wipe 

Any follow-up ass wiping that is loosely associated with a prior shit. Primarily to make sure the ass is completely clean before leaving the homestead and going out to locations where bathrooms might not be as available or as user friendly as you’d prefer them to be. Also useful to clean swamp ass.

Father Jimbo will be ready to go to the bar as soon as he makes one more phonecall and does a maintenance wipe.

Maintenance Wipe by Father Jimbo February 16, 2010

Maintenance Texts

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.

Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"

Maintenance Texts by shoewhore October 25, 2008

maintenance man

A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.

Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.

maintenance man by Smooth Operator March 1, 2006

Maintenance Pee 

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

Maintenance Pee by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

Maintenance Piss 

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

Maintenance Piss by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

maintenance tech 

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

maintenance tech by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

maintenance control 

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

maintenance control by 231night crew August 18, 2009