Lochness

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

Lunchies Munchies

Smoking the "herb" before having lunch to be able to truly enjoy your meal.

Dude1: "Where do we get our Lunchies Munchies today?"

Dude2: "At KFsizzle bro!"

by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

Lunchies

The act of eating a very large lunch after smoking or consuming cannabis

Eating a whole lot of food in meal form, between the hours of 11:00 am and 3:00pm, while nicely stoned from smoking or consuming cannabis

Oh man, I'm so hungry, I can't wait to get some lunchies.

Lunchies are my favorite meal of the day

Who packed your lunchies today? They left a note on your bag ... and a joint

by kbrownIVXX June 16, 2010

Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

lunchless

Having no lunch.

"Can I eat the crust of your PB&J? I'm totally lunchless today."

by sasafras64 July 21, 2009

school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022