Lion
The notion that any adage or proverb will become instantly improved if you substitute one of the original words with "lion," as created by J. Jacques in his web comic, Questionable Content.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw lions
The enemy of my enemy is my lion
I would do anything for lion, but I wouldn't do that.
Speak softly and carry a big lion
Measure twice, lion once
Don't look a gift lion in the mouth (This actually makes more sense then the original saying)
The enemy of my enemy is my lion
I would do anything for lion, but I wouldn't do that.
Speak softly and carry a big lion
Measure twice, lion once
Don't look a gift lion in the mouth (This actually makes more sense then the original saying)
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