Leeds United 

The largest football club from the capital of the north, th city of Leeds. Quite possibly the greatest team in the world. Definitely with the best fans in the world. Leeds United play at Elland Road (NOT "Bellend Road"), obviously the best stadium in the north.
Their chants are Marching On Together and Glory Glory Leeds United.
Often suffer from injustice from the Football League and Football Association.

Guy 1: Oh my God, Manchester United lost again!
Guy 2: Ah, man, you should support Leeds United, we were undefeated for 12 games in a row!

Leeds United by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

Leeds United 

Leeds United Association Football Club. Formed in 1919 following the demise of Leeds City AFC who were thrown out of division two following financial irregularities. Their place was taken by Port Vale. Leeds United were elected into Division Two the following year. Won the FA Cup in its Centenary year. Last winners of the old First Division title before it became the Premiership. However, currently beginning life in old Division Three for the first time in their history.

Leeds United - Marching on Together - the club anthem

For more details see - http://www.leedsutd365.co.uk

Leeds United by Chris J Hudson January 2, 2009

Leeds United 

Leeds United is something that will set you up in life so that nothing can disappoint you anymore cause it’s been doing that for all your life. It has its highs but mainly lows. Though it disappoints you, you still support it no matter what though you wish you didn’t half the time.

Wow they’re always letting me down! They’re like Leeds United

Leeds United by Sksksksk Oof July 5, 2019

Leeds United 

A very shit team

Kid: This teams good
Kid 2: No they're worse than Leeds United

Leeds United by Coolio_Julioreal December 8, 2021

Leeds United 

The biggest bottlers in English football, similar to Tottenham but just a shitter version

Leeds United are shit

Leeds United by Leeds r shit February 8, 2020

Leeds United 

A 'football team' with probably the most pathetic and troublesome set of fans in the history of English football.
Still consider Manchester United and Chelsea as their biggest rivals, despite the fact that they are light years away from either team in the old Division 1.
Have a history of hooliganism, neo-Nazism and sick songs about the 1958 Munich air disaster amongst sections of their moronic fanbase.

Leeds United ought to grow up and realise that every other team in this country hates their LOCAL rivals. Bradford City follow this, and hate Leeds with a passion, but Leeds obviously think by hating two of England's top teams instead, they are just trying to boost their own tiny profile.

Leeds United by zutroy December 20, 2004

Leeds United 

A football team from the city of Leeds, England, which is like a poor version of Manchester City. They actually have spent more years in the 2nd tier of English football than have won titles, spent 2 seasons in the 3rd tier and have been out of the Premiership for 9 years, as of 2013. Their only hope is to draw the attention of some russian/arab sugar daddy (hence "City's poor cousin"), since they have established themselves as a mid-table team in 2nd division.

On top of that, their fans are some of the most delusional people on Earth. They are really convinced that Leeds United is one of the biggest football teams in Europe, despite the fact that the team only have 3 League titles and 1 FA Cup as decent titles (don't make me count the several Division 2 titles). Some of them actually call Leeds United an "European Powerhouse", which is just laughable, since their biggest achievement in an European competition is an UCL Final, and they got thrashed by Bayern Munich. Also, 90% of them are the typical hooligans that give football fans a bad name.

"Hang in there, Leeds United, we're coming for you!", says Mohammed Abdullah, the newest petroleum boss in the Emirates!

Bloke 1: "Hey la, are Leeds United back in the Premier League yet?"
Bloke 2: "Hah, good joke, mate. They're 14th in the 2nd Division right now."

Bloke 1: "Hey delusional. Just beat you guys 3 nil at Bellend Road in the FA Cup".
Bloke 2: "Aye go fack a monkey will ya? Are ya looking for a brawl?"
Bloke 1: "Stop talking like a french, delusional."

Leeds United by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN August 15, 2013