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A slang term for the parachutes on a drag racing car. They are required on cars that can go 150+ mph in a quarter of a mile. Letting the chutes out to slow the car down is "dumping the laundry".
"Flashing the hazards, rapping the gas (revving the engine), honking the horn, dumping the laundry...They're all cocky things drag racers to do say "I got ya. Bad. Don't come back."

- Justin "Big Chief" Shearer of the show Street Outlaws
laundry by TheGreatBigMouth September 11, 2015
A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.
Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!
laundry by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005
A code invented by me used to represent the cutting of oneself. (Detergent would be whatever you used to do the cutting)
"My friend Chelsey told me I didn't deserve my boyfriend, Brandon. That night I did the laundry 16 times and Christine took my detergent."
Laundry by Emily...again May 14, 2004
doing laundry everyday
to look at everyone and say hey make sure you appreciate doing laundry everyday
laundry by leahlovesshawn October 31, 2020