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Landonism 

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.
"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"

Londonize 

Transforming any object or living being into something involving the use of weed.
1. Man, I just londonized that Coke can !
2. Fuuuuuck I am londonizeeeeeeed...
3. Londonize your life !
Londonize by Bretto Boy May 5, 2006

Landonined 

To be Removed, Kicked, Banned, Exiled etc... from a social group, while the person who landonined you had no valid reason or a stupid non-relevant reason.
Person A: Dude he landonined me from the group, wth??
Person B: Wow really, that's so dumb.
Landonined by UrbanNinja1001 April 24, 2015

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon
Landoning a post by landoning September 3, 2019

landonese disease 

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

landonbreese 

I love that kid landonbreese, he hella chill.
landonbreese by OneRealMf February 8, 2023