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Krabby Patty 

Krabby Patty is a term used to refer to the flipping of ones "Krabby Patty", which means sex with a man named after the Cartoon Character, Spongebob. Krabby Pattying is often a result of excessive binge drinking, blacking out as a result of binge drinking, and being incredibly horny, to the point where sex comes to the most desperate man in the room, who happens to be named Spongebob.

Please, be cautious when getting your krabby patty flipped, as it often results in heavier baggage weighed down with shame when one leaves West Philly.

*Often Perpetrated by Dirty Hippies who Don't Wear Shoes*
"Can I have A Krabby Patty, extra shame, hold the dignity?"
Krabby Patty by DaMostSoberinPhilly September 28, 2009

krabby patty 

Jenn seems to be such a krabby Patty ever sence the mailmam broke her computer.
krabby patty by Nadun January 19, 2005

krabby patty 

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.
I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.
krabby patty by Charles Caplan June 21, 2007

Krabby Patty 

2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot
He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty
Krabby Patty by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020

Krabby Patty 

Krabbing a girls patties is the equivalent of anal penetration.
Guy 1: Hey man Brittney gave me the keys to the krusty krab last night.
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration