bringing a gun to a knife fight 

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,

hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight

bringing a gun to a knife fight by telephone45 July 3, 2007

lobster knife fight 

Two words: fucking epic

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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lobster knife fight by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009

Monkey Knife Fight 

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

Monkey Knife Fight by me January 9, 2005

Portuguese knife fight 

Reference to a fighting technique Azoreans especially young females used in the early 2000s to defend themselves against American and British occupats on Lages airbase, as they continually would rape the women pretty soon the women would start killing the men so much that they had to close the airbase.

“Don’t mess with Fatima her dad taught her to Portuguese Knife fight.”

Portuguese knife fight by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

Puerto Rican knife fight 

A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.

Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.

Puerto Rican knife fight by lexico3000 May 4, 2006

Monkey Knife Fight 

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."

(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.

Monkey Knife Fight by MilesTeg January 2, 2009

tijuana knife fight 

When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.

Damn, last night I barely won that tijuana knife fight. That's the last time I go out with Juan.

tijuana knife fight by spokane_slasher November 14, 2010