Kinder Surprise 

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

Kinder Surprise by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Kinder surprise 

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

Kinder surprise by Tysonguy November 30, 2015

kinder surprise 

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!

kinder surprise by addigator February 7, 2008

Kinder surprise 

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.

Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!

Kinder surprise by Tali xox June 28, 2014

kinder surprise 

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

kinder surprise by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003

Kinder Surprise 

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

Kinder Surprise by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021

Kinder Surprise 

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

Kinder Surprise by 57intherunning August 13, 2023