karl malone 

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

karl malone by Jim July 16, 2004

Karl Malone 

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

Karl Malone by shouriman October 12, 2003

Karl Malone 

a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl

i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.

Karl Malone by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

Karl Malone 

NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS

also were down at half

Karl Malone by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003

Karl Malone 

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago

Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer

Karl Malone by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004

Karl Malone 

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

Karl Malone by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004

Karl Malone 

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz

yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch

Karl Malone by coner April 4, 2003