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Kaplan Syndrome 

The act of Jeff Kaplan (Creator of Overwatch) playing a game of Overwatch and getting mad at a character and nerfing them until they're useless or unbalanced. This also can be applied to Jeff Kaplan buffing a character (Moira) or not balancing a character (Tracer)...
Seagull: Great, Jeff has another case of "Kaplan Syndrome"
Custa: Again? What'd he do this time?
Seagull: He nerfed Mercy and Genji, again...
Custa: Great.

Kaplan Shuffle

When an organization, especially a college or university, fails at providing the services or promises it bases as one of its primary assets.
It looks like I won't be graduating in time for the internship. They pulled a Kaplan Shuffle. My classes won't be available until winter.
Kaplan Shuffle by PetrVs April 25, 2011

Kaplan's Law 

The law that any discussion on the internet that goes in long enough will result in someone claiming that the US Civil War wasn't about slavery.
(long discussion about the BLM and Blue Lives flags and what they mean to people)
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.
Kaplan's Law by MaddKap May 15, 2022

avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.
1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."
avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014

jeff kaplan

The lead designer for the 2016 game "Overwatch".
Jeff Kaplan is a level 10 meme lord
jeff kaplan by HappyShibe August 1, 2017

Jeff Kaplan

Game director of Overwatch. Absolute fucking legend. Also known as "Jeff from the Overwatch team".
Welcome to another developer update, I'm Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team, we're really excited to be here today.
Jeff Kaplan by Wadu436 January 17, 2017