Kablameyshmack 

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.

"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."

Kablameyshmack by Shoul June 11, 2017

not kablamo 

when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.

"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"

not kablamo by Sir Wanton October 7, 2004

KABLAMO 

a sound effect for an explosion

when that detonated it went KABLAMO

KABLAMO by NOT Trogdor May 19, 2010

kablamoplasty 

Changing the appearance of your bitch's face by shooting large amounts of Jism onto her facial features.

"Call me Dr. Jism, because I gave that ho last night kablamoplasty!"

kablamoplasty by Julius-Harrow December 27, 2007

Kablamo al-a mode 

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.

you have to try the Kablamo al-a mode with stacy and lizzy, by far the best ice cream ive ever had

Kablamo al-a mode by miney bands October 18, 2022

kablamo 

Describes anything that is awesome or worth praise.

You met Fred Segal, thats kablamo.

Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.

Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.

When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.

kablamo by Mrs. Lonely Island? June 11, 2006

KABLAMO 

Word made famous by Homer Simpson to express a vigerous action.

Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"

KABLAMO by Jeff24 December 19, 2004