Confused Jouster 

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

Joosted 

When you’re extremely high

Yea joosted bro, you?

Joosted by Joosted October 12, 2020

dick jouster 

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

dick jouster by Aarik July 21, 2007

richard jouster

two gay guys sword fighting with their dicks.

i'd prefer not to stupid richard jouster!

richard jouster by Mike Yarbrough July 31, 2012

Jouster 

Glasgow (Scotland) slang for an annoying, uncooperative person.

"I'm on deadline and he hasn't given me those reports yet. He's a pure jouster by the way"!

Jouster by Robert Bryers February 3, 2006

Joosted 

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out

Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves

Joosted by jjsbvsva May 3, 2020

Mud Jouster 

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

Mud Jouster by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004