johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

johannes by Der Gerät October 5, 2023

Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

Johannes by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

Johannes by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021

Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

Johannes by yas54321 May 29, 2020

Johannes

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.

Johannes sucks

Johannes by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016

Johannes

lol

Johannes: lol

Johannes by Livilinda06 May 12, 2022

Johannes

An ultracool motherfucker

Johannes my man

Johannes by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017