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Trader Joe's 

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
Trader Joe's by Brian X July 9, 2003

joe's jars 

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity
Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*
joe's jars by wet freak May 8, 2018

Joe's Greasy Fingers 

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.
Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran
A word used to describe a MASSIVE, THROBBING, GIGANTIC penis.
I had your uncles Joe's rod inside me yesterday.

joe's penis 

Johanna's ultimate inspiration to make passionate love (noun hard bamboola)
joe's penis by Ricorico January 28, 2014

Joe's Mum 

Used as a term to refer to someone's Mother whom everyone has screwed at some point. In particular, anyone named Joe.
Guy 1-"LaTeX is so screwed." Guy 2-"Just like I screwed Joe's Mum."
Joe's Mum by CMPTroll May 25, 2011