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William Jewell College 

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.
Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
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Adam Jewell 

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.
'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'
Adam Jewell by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

Natasha Jewell 

Polite, kind, humble, empathetic, giving, funny, happy, advice giving, big picture broken down and analyzing, oddly different beautiful spiritual being that can not only laugh at themself but will make others do the same.

Many know but will never understand!
Natasha Jewell by SunshineDoll February 3, 2010

Micheal Jewell

A fat, old child molester who has a large white beard and always wears overalls. He drives a green van that has a Kansas City Royals logo on the back. He lives in West Plains, MO. and is also a big racist.
Micheal Jewell is such a scholarly child molester.
Micheal Jewell by TheEnforcer69 November 28, 2018

Camp jewell 

This camp has international kids that fly to boring Connecticut all the way from Spain and even some parts of Asia. Privlidged white kids from NYC, New Canaan, and Darien attend to get away from their annoying parents and just fool around to piss off their parents. Counselors are usually chill and there’s a rule about no relationships between the boys and girls. Thankfully, nobody actually cares about this rule and everyone’s constantly sneaking off to make out. The foods also very good and the activities are great.
Dude she went to camp jewell over summer, no wonder she’s so hot.
Camp jewell by fortnitesucksass January 21, 2019

gig jewell 

odd stupid big headed annoying freak who has no friends from his school nor the other he calls everyone and texts them and no one cares
Your being totaly gig jewell.

ethan jewell 

an amazing poet/singer songwriter that speaks on issues from mental health to heart break. rose to fame on tiktok and has created an amazing platform. he also has luscious long hair that frames his face perfectly and he's beautiful inside and out
i simp so bad for ethan jewell