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Circle Jerk Chicken 

The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!
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circle jerk chicken 

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.
Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken

pound back jerk chicken 

“Sorry I’m not Chinese enough for you, but I never seen you pound back jerk chicken, last time I checked brody twreaks better than you

Little jerk chicken

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

jerk my chicken 

Hey wanna come out today

No I gotta jerk my chicken
jerk my chicken by Taykay47 August 16, 2017

chicken jerk 

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.
That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.
chicken jerk by Cocksssss November 9, 2014