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Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Janet S. 

Shes so fine. Beckiey's mum. M I L F.
Love her lots.. <3.
"Have you seeen beckiey's mum, shes so Janet S.!''
Janet S. by YourGrandad March 24, 2011

James's Street

James's Street is an Irish euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also Jakers, Janey Mac.
James's Street! Where have you been 'til now?
James's Street by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

Janet's Junkies 

A band with 3 members, who have upcoming singles and albums!
Have you heard the new the Janet's Junkies song?

Papa Jane's Pizza 

Remember when you were a kid, and your mom sent you off to school with a lunchables pizza and a juice box? Have you ever tried adding some weed to one of those fine delicacies? Because I have, and it was great.
(imagine a playground scene during recess)
Child 1: Wow, your lunchables pizza smells worse than my balls after a round of freeze tag!

Child 2: That's because it's a Papa Jane's Pizza! (insert thumbs up here)
Papa Jane's Pizza by Chef Tony February 22, 2007

Carl and James's Surf Shop 

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'
May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"