intelligise

to make intelligent of platitudes

I love your hat...I love your hat..I love you hat....hell the hat is loved!(a bird's nest discovery by a flutterby at a social forum)

intelligise by Manque March 31, 2005

Intelligist 

pronounced: in-tell-ee-jist

A person who practices Intelligism

After being askes by the woman where she could find the elbow grease, the Intelligist employee responded by slapping her and telling her to get back in the kitchen to make him a Sammich

Intelligist by TheSantaMan August 13, 2006

intellivision 

A retarded system that had disc shaped control pads for coordination challenged people, and to many sports titles. At least I think it was sports, to hard to tell with the blobs moving around on the screen.

Look at that geek sitting there by him self eating lunch. I heard his parents bought him an Intellivision for Christmas instead of an Atari 2600. Bet you guys I can nail him with this cafeteria pizza from here! Food fight!

intellivision by Marty_G November 14, 2002

intelligisnt 

A slang word used to describe someone who is not intelligent. It is often used when discussing oneself.

"Dude, why did you open the freezer? I thought you were looking for a spoon!"
"On shit, that is the freezer. Sorry, that was a stupid move."
"you are so intelligisnt."

intelligisnt by b e e a n October 12, 2020

intelligicated 

An intelligent person who is college educated in the four major subjects of college: booze, parties, girls, and cash.
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That dude is so intelligicated and stuff. or. Qdizzle is like so intelligicated he gets all the fun.

intelligicated by XJacksonTannerX January 16, 2009

intelligicide

(Noun) The concept of being smart and open minded enough to realize one knows a little bit about a vast and difficult (often political) subject, but not nearly enough to have an informed and defendable opinion, thus staying silent and leaving the debate to the even less informed masses, and in turn contributing to the atmosphere of slander and polarization.

Because she was afraid to defend her standpoint, Megan kept silent even though she saw clear fallacy in the logic of both sides, effectively committing intelligicide.

intelligicide by Kaiwano April 4, 2017

Intellism 

A person who wields egotistical intelligence.

James thinks he's so smart, he's acting with such Intellism.

Intellism by Intellism June 29, 2021